Ten Funny Quotes

Every family have their own sayings quotes or quips that are pasted down through the generations. I love reflecting on other people’s sayings and I just had to share a few. I hope you enjoy these ones and that they might strike a chord with you.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Agatha Christie

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.
Audrey Hepburn

 

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
Charlie Chaplin

 

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Rami Belson

No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.

Henry Kissinger

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

 

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

 Unknown

“If you’re sad, add more lip stick, and attack.” Coco Chanel

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain

 

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.
William Makepeace Thackeray

 

Please let me know your favourite quote.

Thanks for dropping by.

Best wishes,

Jackie

 

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